Kyle's Mom is a Bitch

South Park

[Cartman]
Wellll

Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch
If there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

[Kyle]
Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!!!

[Cartman]
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different
She's a super king kamehameha biatch

Come on you all know the words!

[Everyone except Kyle]
Have you ever my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch (la la la la la)
And she has stupid hair

She's a (Bitch x 14) Bitch, Bitch, Bitch,
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch,
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Ho!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch (Hey!)

[Cartman]
Talk to kids from around the world
and it might go a little bit something like this

[In 4 different languages]

[Everyone except Kyle]
Have you ever my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch (la la la la la)
And she has stupid hair
She's a (Bitch x 14) Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
(Gasp from crowd, everyone stops except for Cartman)

[Cartman]
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch,
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Stan: Uh, Cartman...)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch

I really mean it, Kyle's mom
She's a big, fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch Kyle's Mom
Yeahhhhh! Chaaaa!!!